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If you have enjoyed reading this Live Journal and feel compelled to show your gratitude in a monetary fashion, please make checks payable to "Thomas Santellana" and mail them to:

Thomas Santellana
Donations Department
2680 SW 87th Avenue Unit 11
Portland, OR

If you have NOT enjoyed reading this Live Journal and would like to have it discontinued, please make checks payable to "Thomas Santellana" and mail them to:

Thomas Santellana
Request For Less Comments
2680 SW 87th Avenue Unit 11
Portland, OR


All donations are oh I don’t know, lets say: tax deductible. Yeah, sure tax deductible. And um, will solidify your status with my god(ess), yeah, and if you give REALLY big donations, in the after life you will receive, oh I don’t know say 50 (really good looking) virgin slaves (of whatever sex you prefer), and 20 goats, and um, an eternity of oh uh, paradise! Yeah, eternal paradise! How can you afford NOT to donate?!?!

OR email me and ask for my PayPal account info, OR mail me food, or pictures of naked chicks, or naked chicks (NO dead chicks!).

Thomas Santellana does not accept credit cards at this time. If you would like Thomas Santellana to receive credit cards make checks payable to "Thomas Santellana" and mail them to:

Thomas Santellana
Get A Damn Merchant Account You Lazy Bastard Fund
2680 SW 87th Avenue Unit 11
Portland, OR


Legal Note: according to item X in the LiveJournal ToS - "NO RESALE OF SERVICE
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service." so I totally don’t want people to think I’m SOLICITING a purchase of, or in any way EXPLOITING LiveJournal’s services for monetary gain, or indeed ANY kind of gain. I was only joking earlier. In fact, I commented on 'donations' to ME, but really please keep in mind that I am doing juuuust fine (not really). I’m not broke. I don’t need or want (well I guess I kinda do WANT money) any donations of any kind! Really. Still, if somebody out there wants to and DOES send me money, well darn- I don’t think I can (or would want to) legally STOP them from doing that. I don’t know, maybe I can legally stop them, if money being sent to me becomes a problem I'll have to look into that. I don’t think anyone out there will actually send me money, but if in the future it happens I'll darn sure make a genuine effort to determine if the money was in any way sent as a result of the senders misguided attempt to 'buy' existing LiveJournal services or because it was believed that I wanted to exploit LiveJournal in any way shape or form. That would not be cool. If the sender turns out to be misguided, I don’t know, I'll give the money to LJ or send it back to who sent it or something. Basically, I was kidding earlier and if my getting money from people because they liked reading my journal or whatever were to actually happen, then I guess I would have to re-write this here bio or something. I don’t think I’ll be sent any money. I’m just being paranoid. Really? Who would send ME money? LOL! (send me money!)

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